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Funny Indian Facts and Jokes
Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ke saamane mangta hai?
Guess,
guess!
aap soch rahe ho wife??
nahin,
Bihkari ke saamne —- “Maaf karo Baba”
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One economical thought:
‘The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . .
“Bol kya khayegi MOTI?”
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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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National food of India —- “KASAM”
Sab khaate hain….
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THIS is the best one
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi….
Most men have one…. Ziddi !
Guess,
guess!
aap soch rahe ho wife??
nahin,
Bihkari ke saamne —- “Maaf karo Baba”
——————————
One economical thought:
‘The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . .
“Bol kya khayegi MOTI?”
——————————
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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National food of India —- “KASAM”
Sab khaate hain….
——————————
THIS is the best one
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi….
Most men have one…. Ziddi !
These Funny 2-liners will surely give you a good laugh
“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!
That’s the power of Smile !!
——————————
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
——————————
‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
——————————
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!
—————————–
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
——————————
Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!
Ek Mareez, Doctor aur Uski Biwi
Patient: Doctor sahab, Jaldi kuchh karo, mere pairo par ek aurat ne gaadi chadha di.
Doctor ne achche se check kiya, aur paaya ki bahut mamooli si chot hai, par mareez ghabraya hua hai!
Doctor bola: O ho, bhai operation karna padega, Bahut kharcha aayega… taiyaar ho?
Mareez: Kuchh bhi karo, jaldi karo. Kameeni ne mara hua soch kar uthaya bhi nahin!!
Itne mein hi Doctor ki biwi ka phone aa gaya…
Doctor: Hello…
Biwi: Hello chhodo, yeh batao, main kya karoon?
mujhse Car chalate mein ek aadmi mar gaya, Jai Hind chauk par!
Doctor: Aadmi ne kapde kaise pehen rakhe the?
Biwi: Hari T shirt aur kaali pant!
Doctor: O ho, To use tumne maara hai? Police khooni ko talaash karti hui ghoom rahi hai…
Patni: to ab kya karun?
Dr: Karna kya hai… 4-6 mahine ke liye Maayke bhaag ja jaldi..
Patni: Theek hai ja rahi hoon.
Mareez: Dr sahab, karo na kuchh..
Doctor: Bhai kuchh na hua tujhe… ‘
yeh le Rupaiye le.. aur 4 beer le aa..
dono piyenge…
Aur haan, hari T-shirt nikal ke jaa
Doctor ne achche se check kiya, aur paaya ki bahut mamooli si chot hai, par mareez ghabraya hua hai!
Doctor bola: O ho, bhai operation karna padega, Bahut kharcha aayega… taiyaar ho?
Mareez: Kuchh bhi karo, jaldi karo. Kameeni ne mara hua soch kar uthaya bhi nahin!!
Itne mein hi Doctor ki biwi ka phone aa gaya…
Doctor: Hello…
Biwi: Hello chhodo, yeh batao, main kya karoon?
mujhse Car chalate mein ek aadmi mar gaya, Jai Hind chauk par!
Doctor: Aadmi ne kapde kaise pehen rakhe the?
Biwi: Hari T shirt aur kaali pant!
Doctor: O ho, To use tumne maara hai? Police khooni ko talaash karti hui ghoom rahi hai…
Patni: to ab kya karun?
Dr: Karna kya hai… 4-6 mahine ke liye Maayke bhaag ja jaldi..
Patni: Theek hai ja rahi hoon.
Mareez: Dr sahab, karo na kuchh..
Doctor: Bhai kuchh na hua tujhe… ‘
yeh le Rupaiye le.. aur 4 beer le aa..
dono piyenge…
Aur haan, hari T-shirt nikal ke jaa
Pooja aur Namaaz karne wale Tote
Ek pinjare mein kuchh Tote (parrots) ek Toti ko chhed rahe the..
Jabki doosre pinjare mein Ek tota pooja aur Dusra Tota Namaaz padh raha tha!
Malik ne socha: Kitne nek tote hain, Inke pinjare mein toti surakshit rahegi.
Usne toti ko nek toto ke pinjare mein daal diya.
To pooja karne wala tota namaaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“Utho miyaan Dua kabool ho gayi!”
Jabki doosre pinjare mein Ek tota pooja aur Dusra Tota Namaaz padh raha tha!
Malik ne socha: Kitne nek tote hain, Inke pinjare mein toti surakshit rahegi.
Usne toti ko nek toto ke pinjare mein daal diya.
To pooja karne wala tota namaaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“Utho miyaan Dua kabool ho gayi!”
Waah re Prabhu – Funny Bhikhari Joke
Ek Faqeer tha…
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte
woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya…
Fakir bola.
“Waah re Prabhu”
Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte
woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya…
Fakir bola.
“Waah re Prabhu”
Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!
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